oh how I love Disney

Today I went online and purchased a ticket to a magical fantasy land called Disneyworld. For $342, I can and will enter 4 theme parks for 7 glorious days. And I'm not even posting it on facebook.  Do you know why?  Because Facebook is the lamest thing I've ever encountered and I HATE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish everyone would see it as it truly is and quit boring everyone with their BORING lives!!!!!!Get a clue, dude!! I don't care if you just painted your closet, took a nap, pitched a tent, or baked a loaf of bread!! Just quit boring the shit out of me.....please, for the love of God, get a life.  Or, get a dog and name it Life....then maybe you'll have one. While I'm waiting for that, I'll be in Florida enjoying all that Disney can do for me.  And in case you don't know, Walt said, "If you can dream it, you can achieve it."  So everyone, get out there and do something really cool.  Be your authentic self and get the hell off facebook, aka., "LameBook"....PS. Cool people are way too busy enjoying life and doing way cool stuff to ever have time to go on facebook.