who me?

My daughter said I should have a blog, so after her brief briefing (to which I responded, "uh, uh, oh I see, ok...hmm, Ok, I get it, I see, ...and so forth), I TRIED.  I thought it all went well.  Piece of cake, I thought, as I smugly tapped out my egomanical title.  I now have 3 views.  But 3 people are not anxiously trying to find out what Granny Ray has to say.  I have been the 3 viewers trying to FIND this blog, trying to WRITE something, and trying to figure out how this works.  Who me?  Yah Baby...YOU, the techno-challenged one.  Well, I told some people I was going to start a blog and everyone of them said, "what's a blog?".  I feel like I have a leg up on them. But I work in a retirement home and most of the residents here are over 80 years old.  This is actually the second blog I've written.  The first one disappeared into cyperspace without a trace.  Too bad. It was witty and well written.  I could be lying, but you'll never know.  Just keep stopping by to check up on me. I have always had plenty to say on any given subject . (ask family members for validation).  The only off-limit subject for me is POLITICS.  It's just not worth my time to discuss illusion, delusion, fantasy, fabrication, manipulation, deceit, etc.  I'm trying to be polite.  My next mission is to figure out how to keep this blog and not lose it to the ether, like the last one.  If I can accomplish this, readers, we be jammin'